Peyton Robb, Sports Editor
I'm a trained assassin who specializes in hand to hand combat. I have 129 confirmed kills, and I'm looking for more. If you are looking for my services, contact me only in person. I cannot speak on an open line.
Other information:
- I'm the 2015 straight river days hot dog eating competition runner up
- I like to play with stuffed animals
- My favorite show is Bubble Guppies
- In my free time I like to go snipe hunting although I've never caught one
- I'm not afraid to punch a baby if they get in my face
- I beat a full team of gymnasts in a hand stand competition
On one last note, when you address me directly, I prefer to be called Dr. Love.
